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Burn 8 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
I don't really think this is a burn. I think we've just got a asshole who is angry this isn't a picture of Gotham city (aka Chicago).
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Angry Jennifer Lawrence in a bikini top 22 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
I would argue there's nothing wrong with jiggling breast. But, in this post, I think they're being used as a substitute for actual content. For instance, you look at all the other posts on this site, and you see really clever, humorous, and thought-provoking content. Yes, some of these other posts contain boobs, but the boobs are used as part of a joke. This post is 100% boobs. No punchline. No creativity.
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Big bug 10 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
C'mon. They were supposed to fix these bugs in beta testing.
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Who would even want to use this? 7 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
Possible captions: "You bastard! You said all I had to do was click my heels together and say 'there's no place like home.'"
"Humans actually eat this? I've seen enough. This species is not intelligent. Beam me back to the mothership."
"O magic corndog, I beseech thee, show me what the future holds. By god! Is that what I think it is? No. No! This can't be!"
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Clever graffiti with a powerful idea 8 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
Equity also refers to the value of a company's stock. The message here is that Mr. Moneybags is slashing out the idea of equality and replacing it with the idea of companies doing all they can to maximize profits for their investors.
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Bill nye 44 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
@Jiffy3, In this quote, Bill Nye is simply arguing that children need to understand evolution. No where does he say that people have to choose between evolution and religion. In the video, he may be an anti-creationist, but he's not being anti-religious. (Also, I believe Bill Nye identifies as agnostic, as does most of the scientific community.) It's a two minute video, and you can watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHbYJfwFgOU
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Another great accomplishment! 8 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
Or she meant a boy worth keeping (in a pit where she will make him apply lotion to his back).
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That lynx was lucky to survive 9 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
There are actually a few more pictures of this incident. I'll link to them here: http://imgur.com/a/AND1V
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Natural Selection Life hack 12 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
But would he be able to type?
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A double piano 7 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
You can put two people at either end of this thing, then have them play an argumentative duet while glaring into each others eyes.
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Poor rich 7 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
Personally, I like this picture because it's iconic. You know how there's that picture of Che, or the burning Hindenburg? Perhaps this is one of those pictures. Perhaps people will buy textbooks that cover the 2014 World Cup, and this picture will be in there to compliment the information on Brazil's staggering economic disparity.
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Sudden clarity clarence 39 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
Sssssshhhhhhh! Do you have any idea what will happen to you if Satan and the gays find out you know about their "Agenda 21?"
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Dating. 10 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
It's a form of anal sex where the woman puts on a strap-on, then inserts it into a man's anus. Men often enjoy the act because their prostate (sometimes referred to as the male g-spot) is stimulated.
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No eye contact 7 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
The gorillas have since become very sad because they can't seem to get anyone's attention when they start talking about important political issues.
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Dating. 10 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
It seems pretty obvious to me. The male g-spot is located in the anus, and that explains why men always want to take it in the bum.
I joke. I joke. Butt on a more serious note, I did a quick Wikipedia search on male to female anal sex. (The link is a little NSFW.) Wikipedia cites how the anus is often tighter than the vagina. They also cite how anal may be desirable simply because it is exotic or forbidden.
Tangential information: Wikipedia also cites how female to male anal sex (aka pegging) is often seen as feminine or gay, despite the fact that it is also an exotic act. (This may have been what specialagentjesus was thinking about when he asked if anal was gay.) My personal opinion is that more men should be open to pegging, as they may find they enjoy it.
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This is why no one takes us seriously 18 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
You know, there is actually an alternate universe where Mexican food is outlawed. They have a dark but beautifully-done television show about this culinary arts teacher who get diagnosed with cancer, so he starts cooking some really high-quality Mexican food.
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This is why no one takes us seriously 18 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
Do you have a citation? I plugged the quote into google and haven't found anything credible. I was, however, able to find this meme on another cite: (posted August 8, 2014 to http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025356118 )
The people there also had difficulty finding a source.
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Not the best place to keep your flour 4 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
Or you can put your cocaine in there. It's so obvious that it might just fool everyone.
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Bed over the ocean 14 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
Sleeping forever? That's called dying.
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At the count of three I want everybody to jump 9 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
That image looks a lot like this one: http://imgur.com/56YXla5
One of these is shopped.
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Bill the cat 3 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
Bill him for what?
Well, you got me there 7 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
Yes. Every morning in my mirror.
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If spiders and centipedes had butterfly wings 7 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
I don't believe that the people in the reality where spiders and centipedes have wings really dress like that. Here, I'll prove it to you by opening a temporary portal to that reality.
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Deadpool test footage 22 comments
sovereign · 10 years ago
"Oh no, there's a car rolling towards me! Better get off my motorcycle and start shooting it."
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