No one will probably get this but this reminds me so much of Steven Suptic

:)

I volunteer as tribute

Isn't a half pint just a pot? Don't they have pot glasses?

Our generation should never breed

This is hella cute

As someone who works in hospitality and doesn't get to sit down I get that it sucks, but honestly sitting down for hours on end isn't that great for your health and I already spend a majority of my time on my ass anyways?

Huh? I don't get it?

'Oh ma gawd stahp it'

From the Dr. Shirota stream

Eeeeekkkkkkkkkkk!!

I'll take the Audi tbh