Just because Texas is pro-life now doesn't mean you have to be pissed about it, I mean most of the people from Texas had nothing to do with this legislation. I live near austin and to be honest I'm pro life too. If you can take the responsibility to get pregnant then you can take the responsibility of having a child. If you don't want to you can put it up for a adoption or find some other way to get out of raising it. I mean sure there can be abortions under extreme surcumstances like rape.
But people shouldn't be getting abortions every other month honestly.

That's some nice food porn you got there

It was easier with dial-up for E.T.

And at your old school the teacher wasn't cool enough to wear fucking sandwich ear rings! So why don't you just sit your little bitch ass down, Phoebe!

I would definitely ask

Human flesh? That's too bad, I'm allergic to human flesh

Drunk and stoned? At least they had a good time before they were sacrificed!

Man dies in human fireball again

Old but gold

Ignorant twats......ignorant twats everywhere

Good for her, this should happen to every stupid teen that drives drunk

Why are people so rude to fast food employees? If anything they should respect them because its a frustrating job to have.
Props to those guys for sticking up her

The bath salts one is identical to sloth from the goonies

Getting stabbed 47 times
"Caaaaaaarrrl that kills people!!!"

All hail this guy

They actually look like they could be from that time period

I scrolled down without noticing the dongs and then I read the comment and scrolled up and I was "oh there are dongs everywhere"

Don't fuck with the real slim shady!

I think I've accidentally insulted my cats in their language because they always seem to claw the shit out of me after a while.

Megan just ruined it for everyone

I'm so glad that this is on funsubstance