Nailed it! (Oh yeah, double meaning!)

At least they are honest with you

I heard somewhere that multi-lingual people tend to have different personalities with different languages.
I wonder if I would be all sassy and stuff if I learned French or something

omg the last one x]

*parents liable for violations*
Raise your kids so that they raise their pants!

I don't think I will be eating at black anus steakhouse

"She got it, she got bad"

You think you are cool, but you will never be as cool as James Dunstan; Space Lawyer.

I want to ride on that train.

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Another reason to hate A&M

That girl was such a bitch, she like completely ditched him for his enemy in the second movie

That was very clever of him

I've always liked Peter Davison

Gotta stay connected to the booty

Rebellion is a lot of things

*feels earlobes*
*looks down at nipples*

omfg Spitters are quitters
I'm officially dying x]

The comment above the arrow gave me cancer

Holy mother of awesome

The start of a great friendship

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