What if one of those hit you and knocked you off?

Doesn't Spider-Man make his own web shooters instead of buying them?

It wasn't a lie! That kitten was evil!

Reese is a harmless tarantula, Reese won't hurt you unless you piss Reese off.
There are more dangerous spiders to worry about like brown recluse and black widows

I'm doubtful that ovaries actually exploded

Were the teachers aangry?

These are too pretty to eat

Teach us your ways master!

Why put a gun to your own head when you could put it to their heads?

Everything pops (in the ass) with Pringles!

Shitdick? That is a new phrase

Jennifer rawrence

Okay this one's my favorite

Follow your dreams little dinosaur!

Dat hair

I actually enjoyed the Percy Jackson movie, it might have had its differences from the book but it was still a good movie

Damn Hebrew-Satanists

I would check all of them

I wonder how many people's soul crabs have been eaten in seafood restaurants

Lets just take a moment to notice how the mermaid looks like he's enjoying the arrow in his ass