the untold story

apply ice to burned area

I think the third one looked nice

good guy confession bear

dude you will never be on mgovia's level

Maybe that's why he can't talk, it went up to his vocal cords

myspace anyone?

What the fuck do they mean by "romping it up" in the woods?

I now refer to my friends as moon moon every time they fuck up

Those bastards, never having any problems. We should nuke them

true story

is this implying that the hobbits are your porn history?

His man card left with the spine

That guy should get laid. Forts are the shit

Curiosity killed the cat

One time I ordered something from japan, the person who delivered it was asian and they were with an independent japanese company, they said "package slightly damaged" an left. It looked like someone sledge hammered that motherfucker

Spoken like a true gentlemen

scumbag coworker

We need these in america

Sexual sloth is the best

The next time someone makes my sandwhich wrong and says " omg call the sandwich police" I will.

They should find waldo next

That is the most innovative chair I have ever seen

yeah martha, don't be such a bitch to the butterflies

dat face