I still call bullshit that she saved the husband, he's twice her fucking size, and if anything they shouldn't have been swimming in an area that was reported as dangerous

I always outshine my older brother,
It's tough for him

It's probably older than a million years, most are at least 40 million

Fuck you. Why would you think this is okay? This is not okay.

My brand new wii won't read any games but my gamecube works fine

Did anyone else read this to the tune they play in the commercial?

It would be fucking horrible if you fell off one of those

Still counts had sex

This is beautiful

Man I got these sick new square root of the answer shoes

Always use the Oxford comma bro

Go home train, you're drunk

Bill Nye the science guy!

It's all fun and games until someone steps on it

Respect.

Yo dawg, I heard you like buses, so I put a bus in your bus, so you can drive a bus while you're driving your bus

Well, that was unexpected