As long as the glass doesn't break

Scott is not amused.

I see what you did there

Why the fuck did I get 3 dislikes? There are 3 sick fucks out there that think I need to see this shit? I know if that shit happened to me I wouldn't share it with the whole fucking world.

Whoception

How is that a self portrait?

My brother graduated highschool last night, and everyone was saying insightful things, I should have said this

No criminal has ever got away

Close enough

I really hope so too

I really didn't need to see this

This>everything

Rihanna? Don't you mean Rihlama?

This is one of those rare times where the internet isn't fucked up

Have you ever been so rich, you just didn't give a fuck?

I would actually watch this

Proof Stonehenge wasn't built by aliens

Man you are fucked if you get a boner around this guy (literally)

Well, I did not see that coming

Gets me every time