And then light the sulfur and watch the flies try to escape as they burn!

I read because I like the feel of the paper and some movies just don't compare, when I can't get my hands on the book I'll try to find the audiobook on youtube, it just depends on the narrator

I want to high-five a whale

And women are smart to go out and get shit wasted as balls by themselves around strangers

I have a chihuahua so this doesn't really happen to me

If they want two pieces of your bacon, are they really your friend?

Starry night over the Rhone
I like this one a lot too. I think the only reason starry night is more famous is because it was painted by memory during the day

How the FUCK did she get 56 likes?!

Everything changed when the firemelon nation attacked

Good guy tornado

I love this person

Does anyone know the symbol of the tree in the second pic? I've seen it graffitied somewhere and I'm a little curious about it

A group of crows is called a murder

It's not that we don't want good healthcare for a low price or even for free, it's just our government is really bad at giving it to us

Well if everyone is paying attention to what it says, it could say what it feels

You gotta have a laser for each of them

In the top left pic it looks like two people doing it and then turning into an alligator

I'd love to see this thing's gyarados form