I mean I never thought you were horrible scum like everyone else did a couple weeks ago, but it seems like they formed a sort of bandwagon

No, it's his job to be a highway patrol officer; give tickets to speeders etc.
Convincing people to not commit suicide isn't really part of his job and it was a very good deed, so go back to installing ductwork.

Yeah, but just think about what a Disney tumblr would be like

Ahh, I see.
It's nice for an American to know that places like Iraq aren't all that bad

Oh good, we've finally figured out that reply button

Actually I wouldn't try to go through a little loop in the railing.
I was talking about how the black kids went and took pictures with him, it was pretty funny.
Oh and btw you should try using the reply button next time

Eww I don't want it touching my mcnuggets