This is better than divorce now. A woman can take half a man's wealth if she decides to leave him

Manly man's hot tub

If the governments have guns the people should have them too. They just need to do background and mental health checks on the people that buy them. I just don't see how they think they can come and physically take them away now that most people have them

Guys, I'm ready to start my adventure, where's my starter Pokemon?

Too bad they tase you in the butthole

Guys they haven't invaded Ireland yet, lets go to Ireland

Omg it's them

Eww

I get dizzy just looking at it

That baby will grow up and ask to see his old photos... Which will be awesome.

That would be a little awkward

Sponge life

Yeah "most similar country"

It is your book's time, this has been long overdue

"Go for the black guy" they said

I love it when people complain that their country isn't THAT beautiful when it looks like this

I've got this weird blood loss problem now

Dammit Steve you have some pretty cool friends! Stop bitching!

I would be dissapionted because it wasn't actually him

Damn, well done past me

Women cheat too you know