I thought he hated me when it chose water, but it turns out he just wanted to give me some wine!

Bad luck mom

Give that kid who walked by, looked at him and did not give one single shit of an attempt to help him, a freaking medal!

It looks like two of them are happy that the turtle is free and the other two didn't want to let it go
An the turtle just like "fuck yea I'm free bitches!!!'"

"I see how it is, I'm outta here"

It's funny, the pic below this (on fresh page) has the Burger King guy saying he's gonna rape you

Especially in a college dorm

Worth it

This has happened to me before except it usually just explodes and covers the entire freezer

Cartoons always put in sneaky things like this, look at how she can't take her eyes off it xD

Troy is probably this guy's boss

Slenderman could be in those woods

Yep, and she just wants to eat snickers

I asked a girl if she wanted to take a spin in my Lamborghini, you should have seen her face when I pulled up in that tractor!

Imagine those things hurtling towards you at 500 mph
(And what's with the random potato?)

Yay for smosh!

I can only imagine how sassy this guy must have sounded in real life

That's actually really funny, so how did you guys meet? "Oh we puked our brains out and had to sit with each other"

I watched this for a long time
Dat perfect loop

Starry night is my favorite painting, I love that cake

Hey remember that stupid-ass thing you did a LONG time ago? Yeah you are still an idiot for doing that

This perfectly describes his acting style, everyone has a thing and his thing was being awkward and he really makes it work