Looking towards the farthest part of the train makes it come towards you, and so on.

sign me the fuck up!

The limit does not exist.

this post saved my life.

embarassing to say this took me a very long time catch on...

What the actual fuck.

very powerful post.

How I met your mother all the way!

sitting in study block full of specimens.
Must. Control. Urge. To. Hysterically. Laugh.

Shes not in a wheelchair because she's fat, she's fat because she's in a wheelchair.
Jk too soon.

My sister is recovering from 2 spinal operations from a tumor pressing on the nerves. And yes, she is overweight. She is unable to get exercise because she has little to none control of her legs.

THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

With muscles

I too am 19 and I also laughed, and I like spaghetti.

That was the best roast, so funny.

I just read this in cosmo today!

I thought it said nippling, I was like woah that's a bit off.

I cried.

What the actual fuck.

I am honestly doing terrible. I just got my own place for the first time a half a month ago, I'm stressing over that. Bills, diploma exams are next week, I have a 8 month old teething son who needs full time attention and my boyfriend just left me yesterday due from fighting. I feel like the weight of the world is crushing down on me. *tom gabel pun intended*

"She's out of ooourrrr haaaiirrr!"

Since when are infants animals? D: