Waking up and realising that it’s slowly sinking

http://www.stitchmind.com/store/itempage_cockblock.php

When you get five of these in a room with a lizard
Cama Cama Cama Cama Cama chameleon

Where’s the librarian for that library, they should be fired for the stacking of those VIVA LA BOOKS ARE PEOPLE FUCK YOU

When it’s posted years ago but still relavent

ME PLZ

GOBBER

EXPLAIN PLZ

Hallo

I don’t know what I expected

I’m Australian and I’m not getting paid, bitch where’s my money?

Bitch I tilt my phone

GIVE THIS DOG THAT TINY WHITE TOP HAT HE DESERVES

Is that guy a photographer or…?

Wtf is this, if I even get near my cat he try an scratch my eyes out

They didn’t tell him where

I’m killer lord, richest of the living, like wtf is that?

Australia more like, someone bumped into my chair, disturbing the spiders. They were swarmed. They cried as their body was covered in spiders.

Jehovas witness final exams

Floppy disc, the disc before the round

ITS STILL A PUUPPYYY WAT U MEN????

It’s glare was holding
Sharp fangs, all teeth showing
Holy fuck I’m going,
NOW IM CHOCKING ON A GRA-APE!
*Spider*
Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
I’m gonna bite you,
Cause I’m I spider baby

Really, it isn’t

Everything I say is totally not an acronym

G x2 makes awesome smoothies