Please. No one smokes like the D-O-double-G.

I can confirm that this is bullshit. I'm a former Air Force brat and the other branches of service have plenty of respect for helicopter gunners like my father was in Vietnam.

Grenadine is always the same flavor, it's called grenadine. Saying "cherry Grenadine" is sort of oxymoronic. Also, why on God's green earth would you do that?!

Then get off of the computer and meet one of us nice girls! Try a bookstore, seriously, it's a great place to meet like-minded people.

What city is this, if you don't mind me asking?

My name is Indigo Montaña. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

As a musician, I totally agree that divas (male or female) are completely intolerable and do not help a band move forward. Every band has their star, but there's never a need to be a primadonna. Henry Rollins rocks, by the way. My band is covering one of his songs right now.

No judgement, but that male cop has a woman's body. Curves for dayz. Okay now I just feel weird.

This is cute but also kind of my worst nightmare. I mean...a ball pit full of long rats with teeth? No thanks. (Caveat: I think ferrets are super cute, just this situation in particular gives me the creeps.)

*HEROIN! Children of the Internet, please stop confusing my darkest demon with my favorite female HEROINES. (Clean 5 years now.) But seriously, I've seen this mistake on easily 5 posts in the last week and it's driving me nuts. There is a difference, people! Learn to spell, and what a homonym is!

Those kids look 12, good Lord.

Where can I buy this?? Anyone??

I'm laughing in irony because a 13 year old probably posted this. He won't see a woman in his kitchen for a decade. And you know what they say-- if you think your woman belongs in the kitchen, then you don't know what to do with her in the bedroom.

That's the backseat. Someone shoved their pug into the trunk.

Unless you've served tables/worked for tips, no opinion. Y'all are mostly teenagers anyway. And let me tell you, as an adult who waitresses to pay her my way through law school, teenagers are the shittiest tippers. Have some respect. In most states, they get paid $2 an hour, and their paycheck equal out to nothing because of tax. The service industry survives on tips. Just saying.

Is that Tina Fey?

What you small minded Meninists or whatever you're calling yourselves now don't understand is that for a woman, especially a smaller woman like myself, leaving the toilet seat up causes us to FALL IN THE TOILET! Tell me: which is a higher price to pay? Taking literally half a second to lower the seat or getting your ass covered in urine or fecal matter? Stop being snowflakes and just deal with the fact that the genders DO differ in some ways, but that doesn't mean that we are not still equal.

Wow this is a mess. Maybe watch the show before confidently posting incorrectly captioned meme's?

My father was a Vietnam Vet who had a similar pact with a friend. That friend, Major Rick Holen, spoke at my father's funeral and saluted despite his severe Agent Orange damage. God bless these men.