Sqkuirtle

sqkuirtle


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Homer Simpson's Favorite Planet 16 comments
sqkuirtle · 9 years ago
Still waiting for a link on "how". Just took a physics class last semester and I find this hard to believe
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Depression in a nutshell 17 comments
sqkuirtle · 9 years ago
He looks like batman
Getting equal rights for women 10 comments
sqkuirtle · 9 years ago
She ran away from cops for 26.2 miles?
I heard that you guys like weapons 16 comments
sqkuirtle · 9 years ago
[Oliver Queen breathes louder]
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She had a dream 7 comments
sqkuirtle · 9 years ago
tryibg to be subtle: level, -3
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Lady Gaga always stands out. 6 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
She's calmed down as of late though.. She passed the weirdness to Miley Cyrus
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What's your name again? 7 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
The hash ringing, bash singing, crash blinging, dash dinging... Hash slinging slasher!
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Me too 4 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
Loosen up. Learn how to take a joke.
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Me too 4 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
Or shoulderologist.. If you are blasting water from your shoulders
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What depression is like 8 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
Ba dum tss
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Every word in the dictionary 12 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
None of those words are in the dictionary that I checked..... :(
Cats are freaky animals 9 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
IS THIS TRUE?!?!
Well she's got her priorities set straight 4 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
*insert blow job joke*
Short iambic pentameter 6 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
Shall I compare thee to a summers day
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Rawr! 5 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
When a girl calls me "cute"
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I live with 3 women in my house, this is me when their periods synchronize 12 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
.. If you don't know what synchronizing means.... You're still too young for this site
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Iron man doesn't ask for help 7 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
I bet he wishes Spider-Man was there
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Summer is almost over 4 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
You know in the Southern Hemisphere.. Summer just started. Nice try.
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It sucks 7 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
I do I do I do I do I do I do I dooooooo
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Beer seeds 7 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
It's not possible?
Behind the back winner 1 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
Federer?
Chandelier turns room into a forest 8 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
Thanks for saving me the time and trouble :)
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Everything on the internet is true 7 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
Did you know that the crewmen didn't even know they were filming the movie? They really thought they were just newsreaders and Christopehr Noalan got the clips and turned all of it into inception. Pretty awesome
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Whenever a funsuber talks about their "girlfriend" 73 comments
sqkuirtle · 11 years ago
Immature comment: over/under for how long they last, 5 weeks. I'm going under
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