Oh.. Don't get me started with staying friends with an ex.. Maybe if nothing was ever happening then yes I agree with you. But I hate my most recent ex because the way it all ended. And she thinks that me and her are cool like what she did to me was no big fucking deal. Topic is pretty fresh in me so I'm really heated right now

In my eyes, you're talking to yourself

Must've not opened funsubstance that day.. Surprised that post went past me

Stop it, guest

Ringdingdingdingdingdingding

Stop it, guest

I'm an only child.. But I was given a kitten for my 4th birthday.. 15 years later.. He isn't active anymore and sleeps all day (not a shocker to non cat owners).. He can't even make the jump onto my bed anymore.. He used to do these kinds of thing all the time though.. Haven't seen him give me a rat or something like that in years.. But he's a brother to me.. I opened up to the Internet.. Idgaf.. I love him.. It makes me sad to know he's leaving me soon.. Just wanted to share that what he^ said for some reason touched my feels and explain why

I don't get why this got down voted.. Clearly I was joking

The star doesn't love you though

Stupidity in our government. *raises hands in the air and gets off the stage*

I don't get how you can die from using a right handed object...

It's raining on my face

The universe is missing out by not knowing about America