The last one looks like your mom.

She wants the D. The thirst is real.

Your cats an idiot.

I'm not sure that level of affection is humanly possible.

I've eaten some of my neighbors' kids before, and they were pretty spoiled. These eggs should be a relief.

Master has turned Dobby into a sock.

Or maybe the son is really an asshole who took everything from his father just to make a better life for himself. He went away to college to become smarter than the man who made him poor to start with and this picture is his way of gloating. Just an idea.

Dumb blonde.

This is fucking with me.

whaaaat a slut.

Hell yeah they do.

Yeah but you still get to enjoy the torment while it happens. And if you're smart, you know how to avoid karma.

*cough* Sluts *cough*

Aww, you poor thing. Can't bang your girlfriend by yourself? Relying on a thermostat? Loser. If she really wanted to have sex with you, she'd take her clothes off no matter the temperature. But oh well, guess she's just doing it because its convenient. You're cute.

One black hole could definitely collide with another. ;)

I think there could be bigger problems out there.

That's not the only place size matters. ;)

Shame on his dad.