No love for Canada: for shame!!

Did he murder her, too?

I feel drunk on wine after reading this. Hilarious!

This is exactly about which I am talking!!

I hate when sentences are ended with prepositions. Do you know what I am talking about? /shudder

I watched this .gif for far too long.

Photoshopped.

I am doing my part. White male married to Lao female. Bring on the beautiful people!

LOL. Christian Americans are terrifying.

Forever alone.

He is fat. Hence the bacon reference. Too close to home, fatties?

'brang' <shudder>

Black and full of liquor is better yet! ;)

I wonder if he smelled like bacon thereafter.

With all his resources you would think he would have used a stunt double.

Looks like he lived by the principle of #YOLO

And...nightmares.

What a cunty coward.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic? Having to ask for a coat hanger at the front counter Ayoooooo! But in all honesty, stairs are your friend if you are looking to terminate.

Which is which?

I have no idea how this ended. Was just adding a layer to the story line.

He passed away on the 8th night. RIP.

That interpretation of English hurt me. Badly.

*freezies