It's like in maths when you have two negatives like 21 minus negative 5 it becomes 21 PLUS 5 because two negatives cancel each other out. Like that, I didn't do nothing implies that she actually did do something

One time this black girl cam up to my friend who wears glasses, took them off her face and said, "what color am I?"

Look at all the guests trying so hard to be like the rest of us who have accounts

He also has Ebola

THERE IS AN APP FOR APPLE

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the Slitheen woman fro Dr Who?

Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay can be the judges

Grey Almonds

What website is this from

Lucky! At my school, if our teacher is sick, they use a teacher already at my school who is just on a spare

How long did he wait to make this joke?

Haha. That girl is so stupid. Why would someone get excited when they see Justin Bieber?

This and raisin cookies are the reason I have trust issues

Holy Jesus