That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Bucky is my friend, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.

HAPPY AFTER JULY 4TH I BURNED MY HAND ON A FIREWORK AND ALMOST LOST MY HAND IN ANOTHER ONE GOD BLESS AMERICA

This is exactly what happened.

And all the Avengers cameo in it

The most beautiful thing I've seen today

Doggy McDogface

I am the mockingjay

It would've been more offensive if all the words were spelled right

His sign directly translates to book donkey

[Charles Xavier's heavy breathing]

The long con

Tony no! Do not go where I cannot follow!

This is really calming

The mystery belt should be more in New Mexico since no one has any flipping clue what goes on in that state