Wow. I can't believe they look like fully grown human hands. Nature is amazing.

Imagine your otp

Chaotic good

Goals

New Mexican here, and this is 100% true.

Tag yourself I'm insane bastard

It's not Pokémon y it's Pokémon /go/

USA USA USA

That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Bucky is my friend, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.

HAPPY AFTER JULY 4TH I BURNED MY HAND ON A FIREWORK AND ALMOST LOST MY HAND IN ANOTHER ONE GOD BLESS AMERICA

This is exactly what happened.

And all the Avengers cameo in it

The most beautiful thing I've seen today

Doggy McDogface

I am the mockingjay

It would've been more offensive if all the words were spelled right

His sign directly translates to book donkey

[Charles Xavier's heavy breathing]