My favorite thing about this is how all the messages are slowly getting earlier and earlier in the night

I'M IN

I have said most of these at least once

Are we all collectively forgetting the time she put bombs in gameboys and detonated them across the city

Wouldn't u like to know

Fred and George Weasley

This looks like the men's version of lingerie

It looks part uncooked chicken part cat

What if I get stuck in it

[Steve Irwin voice] I'm gonna poke it with a stick!

Leos and Capricorns

Now you gotta cut it open

If you propose to me I will only accept these rings

I'm going as either Lady Justice or Apollo

Wow it's almost like people have coping mechanisms to deal with the horrors of the world or something

'Do what you must, for I have already won.'

Finally a doctor I trust

WWII was so wild

I'm not even mad, that's amazing

I work at an animal shelter and this is so true. They become 30000% happier, I swear

I can attest to this. Bucky and I haven't eaten in days.