Two vending machines; 1 for supplies, 1 for food

You know what sucks? When you get your period, and you're sick. And then, you have the hiccups.

C'mon, guys; I have a spoon, too!

Teach me your ways, master.

Just yesterday, I made a friend all the way across the country. Never would have known she existed without the Internet.

Where's the buy button?!

Every inch of YOU is perfect.
Not every inch of ME is perfect.

Can he still make it?

I'm gonna buy this... Even though it's no one's birthday.

Please pass the eye bleach!

That's me as an adult!

Looks expensive..
I want it

Please help. I don't get it.

Now I'll never have to work again!

Plaez halp me. I'm stuurk

I think God added a tad too many accidental assholes...

I'll take whatever they're having.

Booby boop

What does Nutella even taste like?

Can she paint my entire house for me?

Those are frickin' awesome!