He looks so rich and fabulous

If you can take your glasses off, they're probably broken, dummy!

Did you say I could possibly purchase this item at ikea?

Where oh where did that snow come from?

In bed, I lay on my hand, on the bottom part of my face, so my glasses fit

Only some people wont.

It's okay... Didn't need to sleep anyway

But then my boobs get all cold, which is bad, because I'm part of the itty bitty tittie committiee

Tbh, the 1st thing I thought of, when I saw this, was "have you ever asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?"

She was literally so ugly, it killed someone

Still a better love story than twilight

*nervously darts eyes* um..... Um.....
TRIANGLE

Someone install this in my house

Katniss! Why you gotta ruin the flow!

They call me Billie. It's because that's my name. Who are 'they'?

I'm putting this on my car

Couldn't you also steal small art with this?

Oh, hey sexy burger