The dog was actually a wig. I can't breath... OMG

That's really not what OCD is. It's not a vague annoyance about things being out of order. It is a debilitating need to fixate on something because of an intense anxiety.

The gods of today? I hear some historian "Hundreds of years ago people use to worship instagram.... so primitive"

...the best friends just kind of nod along sagely.

I never got why painted nails were attractive... but if it makes you happy... I do paint my toe nails... but I also wear novelty socks. I don't think my penguin socks turn anyone on either.

Poor kitty... it has absolutely no fucks to give

Time is something humans came up with so we could do advanced things like plan for the future. Farming is basically based on time. I plant now, I eat later. I plant later, because the plants do better when it is warmer. We need time to be advanced.

Science time! Most marine mammals have hip bones and "leg" bones. One theory is that they actually were land animals that evolved back into the ocean.

its the reaction of the other skeleton...

The dog is also defending the house. It has to make sure it is safe. The mailman could arrive at any moment and try to invade

Hedgehog guy >D

Not they will have a strange inside joke about Shrek making them horny... that's the stuff of relationships.