That kids looks strangely calm about the whole situation

Holy shit, that's exactly what my coworker looks like

That's the best sentence I've ever read.

...I almost threw up from terror

Totally worth it

THAT'S NOT A WHITE THING!

In all fairness only one of you is being paid to be nice and pay attention.

...that looks delicious

Someone does something mildly rude and careless, so you do something that's intentionally rude and invasive? May all your minor mistakes be met with a disproportionately rude response.

LEDs vary greatly in color and lumens (how the brightness is measured). They made a poor decision when choosing the kind of LEDs.

Really we need to stop using the phrase " may cause cancer". Half the time we are guessing, or we don't have solid stats on the likelihood it will cause cancer. It's said so often, I don't even think it slows us down any more.

... that's about as valid as most internet arguements

This is the opposite side of the spectrum from the people who wear camouflage and hold shot guns

This is truly worth of the internet. It's layers of ridiculous.

That pouty face is amazing

This is like saying, hey ladies, whenever you go out, you're going to need a bullet proof vest. The intention is good, but it's like a band-air on a broken bone