Your pun is bad and you should feel bad... though I suspect you take pride in how terrible it is

I'm confused... what was the poster trying to say?

Newswatch33 is a fake site

While I agree with the sentiment, I find it funny how readily some people are to believe those who go to church are judgemental and hypocritical.

There is one near me and it is always a huge line. It's been there for two years and I have still never been.

I appreciate the forced transparency, but it's not the same as what journalists do or did. These are not American citizens trying to better their country. This is an outside force putting American information out there for all to see. Edward Snowden is American, but neither WikiLeaks, nor Julian Assange are. They are not motivated to act in the best interest of the United States. So I can see the concern.

Seriously! I'm a big fan of Obama, but that was super weird.

Why did someone throw a rubber octopus on to an ice hokey rink?

I'm against this. Some dogs stay out on a runner all day when the weather is mild and they prefer to be outside rather than in a crate. If you want to stipulate a temperature maybe that would be more logical.

That sounds rather childish not savage. I mean I get it, but you did something intentionally hurtful for 10 minutes of smugness, which clearly wasn't sufficient because you then needed to post your victory online to get the approval of others... in the mean time giving your girlfriend no reason to invite you back in the bedroom

...That actually made me panic a little

Well that hurt

Only about 7% of the American population actually uses twitter. I am pretty sure a good percentage is media outlets, politicians and PR people.

This looks like an amazon review where the girl wants to show you how the dress fit, but not show her face

seems intentional

I'm super impressed, but that is tricky job with no room for error and I can't spell my own name after pulling on all nighter.