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Prayer's easier though 9 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
that starts with an F not an H
I'm the oncoming storm 3 comments
stolentime · 9 years ago
It's the Brown Ninja
Time for school! 14 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Also driven by the Kool-aid man
Spongedog 3 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
He's not ready
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Favorites folder 3 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
I find it disturbing that Bill Nye uses Craigslist.
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*glitter glitter* 10 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Its black like my soul anyway
Barrel of Jack Daniels 6 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
You mean it comes in smaller sizes too?
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One of the cutest things I have ever seen 11 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
AAARRRGGGggg... IT"S SO FLUFFY!
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How to tie different knots 5 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
I know the Square Knot, the Clove Hitch and the Double Shoelace Bow, but the Trucker's Hitch is all I need to know...
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More banana than you 5 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Lorde wants to a ruler... so why not. Then again I think she might be one of the 60% banana type humans
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Only christian dogs go to heaven 19 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Catholics do win. The Pope declared that pets DO go to heaven, two or so weeks ago.
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They are! Aren't they? 15 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Only deadlier and creepier.
Fennec fox collection 29 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
What are you talking about? That's a pokemon.
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There are two kinds of people 4 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Tesla
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"Mom, I thought you were taking me to see Harry Potter..." 9 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
You think you're going to see the wizard that defeated "he-who-must-not-be-named" and all you get is some scruffy-looking, nerf-herding Merc with abandonment issues.
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I wish 4 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
... and then uses her "super absorbent" paper towels to clean up the mess the kids made in the hidden basement room before having the dog "help" her bury the bodies in her flower garden.
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Romance neutron 3 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
He's so suave.
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Lame Puns 6 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Hahaha... It said traps.
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Well, Aren't They? 15 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
I thought that mummies were supposed to retain some intelligence
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Nature in all its glory 16 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
She looks so peaceful
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I'm more concerned with the name of the source 7 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Shaving more often might help
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Stuff my guinea pig does 14 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Did no one else notice that He is using his guinea pig as slave labor? I for one am appalled, that's what children are for.
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Accurate. 12 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Just because it is not played at the begining of the show does not make it any less the theme song. Thanks Deadpool.
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Kimochiii 24 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Look up Senpai in the urban dictionary.
Proof I'm a disney princess... Except I'm a man 7 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Accept the fact that you are a Disney Princess. It doesn't matter gender, so you can be Princess Guest.
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