The second panel in not an American serviceman. That pattern is British or European. @emptyvoid: If you are serious talk to you recruiter they have way of helping. There is always a way and in some cases, a waiver depending on the branch you are enlisting in. When you do go in just remember; it doesn't matter if the drill instructor has you do or if it seems that they are picking on you...it is for your own good. IF you decide to join after all.

#15 doesn't work if you employed by an industrial company or the security industry. Wearing a clip on tie saved my father-in-law a couple times...

I'm laughing so hard... This isn't just 56k, it's 56k on a weak a$$ dial-up

due to budget and time constraints, most of that movie was improv

they forgot to Herp before derpped

I can't believe Shaq married a hobbit

The American television show "Brain Games" did a variant of this experiment on humans. They took a group of people supposedly at the location for a job interview. Every time the testers rang a bell, the participants were to stand up. After slowly removing the original participants and replacing them, the new participants kept the behavior going. For the same reasons.

I think the set colors are awful... but I LOVE that show.

He is So happy

IT"S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE... I REALLY DO NEED HELP!!

I turn 39 in April. I'm married, I've been to combat zones, traveled the world, helped raise my two children, I have even bought a cake and ate all of it myself. I am still the most unqualified person to be an adult that I know. You HAVE TO grow older, but no none can ever make you grow up. You can ask my Lego collection for conformation if you like, it sits over there, next to my Xbox games and action figures....

Pugception

*holds up his hand with the index finger extended* Math, not even this many

I meant to do that... No really...

God that's so true

definately

Fragile by Kylie Minogue didn't work either

How do you open it?

At least the kitty-cave thing is happy

That sounds like the exact description of a hero

I always thought 'meow' meant "Hey you, yes you with the thumbs!"