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Old people with a strong t-shirt game... 6 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
that last grandma looks so happy!
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I bearly sleep 18 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Seriously, I was there too. If this is real you NEED to find some help. And not the liquid kind either. The VA does have the resources to help you. I would suggest the VA in Grand Junction, CO. As far as I and my Battles are concerned it is one of the best in the country. If that is too far, Please look to the nearest one to you. As long as you were in the cat-box you qualify for treatment. You will need to talk to the OIF-OEF rep. Don't be afraid to ask for help, brother.
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Questions like this should be banned 13 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Hey, what did you get for number 1?
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Some weird baby bats thingy 16 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
I need to throw a pokeball at those things.
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Serious bald people question 6 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
We do, but sometimes it doesn't matter
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Serious bald people question 6 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
so very accurate
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Why is this a thing 11 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
this is one of the best things I've seen all week
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Feminist logic is best logic 27 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
you sir are an Idiot.
Feminist logic is best logic 27 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
I'll bet that she also doesn't wear her seat belt, use turn signals or brakes because staying safe on the roads is every one else's responsibility too.
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real county girls 10 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Why? This is not information that I need, both sets are women.
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Star Wars crayon sculptures 2 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
I pity the guy who gets the stormtrooper. He'll never color in the right spots, ever.
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She's going to be a super villain when she grows up 7 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
I am Mr. Fluffy-Bottoms... Destroyer of Worlds, worship me... and my majestic brown doughnut.
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I wish my day started out like that... 4 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
I think you need to listen to the new security guard
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explaining ISIS 54 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
I was in Iraq, in 03' and again in 05' I didn't really do a whole lot, but I was there. I was in Baghdad and Mosul for a year in both locations. While there, I was witness to some of the most kind people in the world, and the most depraved. In both instances I never once thought that it because of their religion. The people of the fertile crescent, are just that. People. the same kind of people that you could meet anywhere, New York, Berlin, Tokyo the people are the same. They do have the means and the courage to fight back against the ISIS but they won't because they are scared. It is unfortunate but they are going need a symbol of hope that they can ALL rally around and defiantly say 'No More' but that won't happen. Not until the Muslims of those nations can get past the tribal mind set they have been stuck in for thousands of years. Until then, America and the other nations of the world that come to help will still be invaders as we were in 03'.
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Did you know Adolf Hitler posed for a library of stock photos? 14 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
This collection isn't complete without him looking confused at a waffle.
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Ouch 8 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
What is the name of the Anime?
Palm jumeirah in dubai 15 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Someone is playing a little too much SIMCITY
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A deer shaped icicle I found after a snowstorm in January 7 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
There's a legendary that looks exactly like that. In pokemon, you know.
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"Drunk" cat. 6 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Nip. Not even once.
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Dad knowledge 4 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
This is my favorite Calvin & Hobbs comic ever
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I is snow 9 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Are you gonna name it George and hug it and squeeze it and sit on it like a mother hen so it never feels dejected?
Come back! 2 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
It's like Puss in Boots being cute to distract people.
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So this place exists and it's inhabited by bunnies 36 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Just because her head is stuck in a cup does not mean it's "yes"
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You don't get it, he's migrating 7 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
He's Migrating! I knew it would come to this some day.
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May the fourth 13 comments
stolentime · 10 years ago
Why is this not a thing? It needs to be a thing
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