stonedmonkey


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All it's missing is a sombrero 7 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
I have never been more proud of my Mexican heritage
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Smallest raincloud ever 8 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
Looks like an old man's head that's bald on top
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Son Of a Gun, This Is Texas 10 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
If you come during fall or spring dress like you're a middle aged woman going through menopause...one day it's 90 the next day it could be 30
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Coming full circle 9 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
Ohh..that would make sense
Coming full circle 9 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
But how did she get in there.
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Oh no he didnt 7 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
I heard this same comment on the radio a couple of weeks ago
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One huge ass screen 17 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
Yea it's the corner of Assbutt and GTFO
One huge ass screen 17 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
by here I mean the Dallas-Fort Worth area...but I could be wrong feel free to check
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One huge ass screen 17 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
I live here
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One huge ass screen 17 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
Actually it's the 2nd largest now...about 30 minutes away from the stadium Texas motor speedway had to one up them and make a bigger one
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He can feed a nation 9 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
you mean "Kim Jong's" ding dong
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He can feed a nation 9 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
what is that coming out of the top of his overalls?
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This should be common sense 4 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
I feel ya bro
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Protecting virginity is necessary 14 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
I played skyrim and it irks me that sword doesn't match
Disney movies and age? Nah 1 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
yea but when you're a 25 year old man you can't exactly go to a Disney movie by yourself and expect not to get stared at
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Actual Advice Mallard: Don't waste money on textbooks 6 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
Why did no one tell me this sooner I could've saved $500 this semester alone
The k wall 9 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
i wanna know who this is I grew up in Burleson, tx
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Some Funsubsters 18 comments
stonedmonkey · 10 years ago
NO
When my friends come out to dinner with my parents 5 comments
stonedmonkey · 11 years ago
yes it is Freaks and Geeks
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Having the time of his life 8 comments
stonedmonkey · 11 years ago
And his shoes are dirty
He might want someone dead 6 comments
stonedmonkey · 11 years ago
I have that same knife
An*logies 15 comments
stonedmonkey · 11 years ago
my dr pepper can has no period