Mrrsparklez is a guy but I'm not blaming you for trying to resolve it either

I think mrrsparklez understood what they meant and gives no fucks

It is abandoned. It's on a median you can see the curb

That's better. Enjoy your mini horse

Not a crime depending on where you live. Most places it isn't a crime

You're not blind if you only stab one eye

Abandoned car that's been sitting for a very long time. http://www.businessinsider.com/heres-the-real-reason-there-abandoned-luxury-cars-around-the-uae-2012-9 not just luxury cars though but here's an explanation

I thought that was pretty evident from asking his friend to stab him

The abnormally big and tall store

His hair looks photoshopped

Guys they're called pectoral muscles

We don't converse with them. We have our own science side

Unless you never leave the house you wouldn't be stepping on red carpet everywhere you go....

http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report-10-year-old-boy-cracks-java-test-in-first-attempt-record-time-2130816

The game is easily hacked just saying

No its not the post before this was of the first cat with the caption even though my cat is blind he still likes to watch the birds

Yeah that's what I got from it.

That's popcorn lol

Why are you asking about bees?