You mean Durmstrang.

It needs an exorcism, stat!!

That's so cool.

But it's a dog.

This exists in Supernatural.

But he is.

They're*

Well obviously. It has the word Croc in it. As in Crocs. I'd be mad too.

Slovenia already is in a shape of a chicken.

Wednesday Addams will love this.

Wait ... You people are allowed to use calculators on a math test????

(c) You say our generation is slutty. All of my friends(me included) have never even held hands with a guy. And yes, we do have teen pregnancies, but I bet you had them too. Today, it's just more publicised, because of the Internet. Apparently we don't learn/are stupid/are ruining the future. I'm 15. I speak two languages fluently, two quite well and just the basics of numerous languages. I like school. And as for future - it is hard to build something shiny on a pile of ashes. And lastly, we are not anything less than you, just because we were born in a different era. We have less experience, because we are younger. But sadly, you are not wiser. You proved that with the comments and bashing 2000's.

Really? This is how you prove you are more mature? By bashing people, depending on what time they were born? (I'm talking about comments) We didn't choose it! I didn't come up to my parents in their sleep and leave them sumbliminal messages such as: give birth to me in 1999, because it seems like a good year. No! And guess what - your praised 90's technology, reserved only for the 90's kids - I got my Tamagotchi in 2006. I had a great childhood. Not all shows sucked. You just highlight those which did. Your 'era' wasn't perfect either. Everything is flawed. And that's what makes it unique. You say you were brought up in a better environment, say you have better manners. Your parents did a good job parenting. I doubt it. It's not really nice to put someone down about SOMETHING THEY CAN'T CONTROL. That's not good mannered. You are just as bad. I had a great childhood, although all of it is in 2000's. I'm not missing out on anything. It's different, obviously. But not anything less. (c)

It reminds me of a song by The Stranglers called Peaches

where is this from? it's hilarious

Yesyes, and when you want to poison somebody, just replace the toothpaste with poison, or better, put poison in toothpaste. They will never see it coming. Silly people.

napoleon didn't die in a battle

Honestly? I feel like TFIOS is just like Twilight: a novel focusing on a love story, that moved way to quickly, is predictable, has a trgaic end and is in no way, a masterpiece. So I don't get why everyone is obsessed with it. It's not that good, just a boring, tragic and predictable love story, just a teeny tiny bit better than twilight, but still at most a novel for love hungry people.