I wish my blastoise would evolve into master oogway

That bottle looks small in his hands

ok sauron

still do

howdy doody

The time I got reincarnated as a little lettuce

it sits like a toddler

that's not how i remember the scene

I ate a toothbrush because I have AMAZING boobs

It's fun to put a name with a face
You're beautiful!

Today is April Fool's Day
Believe that you are going to be a little bit more emotional and painful and trust no one

Actually started tearing up at this post, sometimes progress is hard to see but always remember that you've made it through everything you've gone through so far

All jokes aside that is some really good flexibility

Coincidence?

A new hop

Beautiful!

92% positive views

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

When I was tripping on acid, goose and green turned into interesting green onions

I would like to know the context of this photo

I used to be an adventurer like you
But then I think it would make me look fat

These are amazing