Not true... In a early song towards and ex girlfriend Marshall drops a few n bombs, which he later apologized about.

Ok guys, after a few generally vague google searches I found it.... It's called amby and dexter. It's a few short films about a left hand that transforms into a young girl named amby, and a right hand that changes into a boy, dexter. A play on the word ambidextrous asthe cartoon details the two children completing tasks that would normally be done by ones hands
----- http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2fTy1SuzuFs

It was a brief animated feature shown in between shows on Nickelodeon during the 90's. Never caught the title though

You should have a celebration when he... *puts on glasses and looks at imaginary camera*... comes out

The one on the left is a mobster.
The one on the right is a gangster.
You disrespect either one and will end up with the same result.

Flip it upside down. Unscrew the top and put it in another bottle

Ok kids so this is how it works; albeit there are exceptions to the rule which we shall refer to as unicorns cause unicorns are awesome and I apply when applicable.
The hot kids in school start doing it and end up with kids early.
The nerds get rich.
The socially awkward figure out who they are in college.
The cool kids try to hold on to their former glory before succumbing to average college life.
Some jocks make it some jocks don't.
That person that really hurt your feelings that one time gets their karma
Don't rush to grow up its not as much fun as your having right now.
You will grow into your looks just as some people will grow out of theirs.
Just be happy kids and everything'll be fine

I'm in my late 20's and being called sir is still awkward to me

He's a natural, possibly the one. *epic sigh and shoulder turn*
He'll bring us new memes to escape the onslaught of over use and inaccurate use of memes and zombie memes such as bad luck Brian and over attached gf or upopular opinion puff and that poser grumpy cat stealing garfields swag. Here presented before you is war cat to meme your photo editing ass off *humbly bows and shuffles away*

Nah son

Thought this was for a lighter or your Chapstick

He'd probably thank you for helping him sell out a concert that he didn't have to perform

This explains a lot

I need the buy now button.

*left swipes*

The thing as occurred

Magneto would be a god

He can't keep up with his wife and daughter apparently

How would she slam a door in your face if you're the one holding it open?

Or, go to somewhere and learn the names of the employees and call out for them

Gonna buy Boardwalk as soon as these come out

This is beautiful but why is it a gif?