Popular opinion puffin 30 comments
storytimeninja
· 10 years ago
400+ years
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Someday, this will make him feel included 12 comments
storytimeninja
· 10 years ago
Thank you for noticing. However allow me to break this all the way down. A 26 year old female took Paper money, like the standard white paper from your everyday printer, that was faker than Monopoly money, with a black man's face on it! (I'm black and that last part was not racist) and went to target to buy stuff. She wasn't arrested because after she explained how she obtained the faux dollars and the security guards then laughed and let her go about her day. We never intended for her to get in trouble. Hell! we didn't even believe it'd work!We underestimated the extent of her naivety. Now you promised me a story and I am here to collect! Can it be a coming of age story about an inanimate object of your choosing?
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Someday, this will make him feel included 12 comments
storytimeninja
· 10 years ago
Exactly. Good prank by good people who can take a joke. To all of the downvoters and noisexplosion who can not understand the hilarity in this probably have been the butt of numerous jokes and the mighty thumbs down has brought you all together for you hatred of my comedy. I'm so glad I could unite all of you in your utter disgust at something many of you would undoubtedly laugh at and then show your friends on YouTube. Maybe you aren't creative or orginal enough to construct schemes to amuse yourself at the slight expense of others. could it be that you were reminded of and upset about that one time in band camp when you.... Either way shawty ain't get arrested. I should gather you children around a campfire and tell you about the time at camp schmidt me and the girls from across the hall collected bugs to put in my roommates beds and one of the girls infested the bunks with ticks cuz she didn't know any better but I'll save that for your downvoting pleasure on another day kiddies.
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Popular opinion puffin 30 comments
storytimeninja
· 10 years ago
White people get the same grants and benefits for attending HBCUs. Not about racism it's about diversity on campus
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Someday, this will make him feel included 12 comments
storytimeninja
· 10 years ago
Awesome! Lmao. We used to trick the people into doing all kinds of stuff. Best one happened when we printed fake money and told a new girl that the faux bucks could be used anywhere in the shopping center. We gave her $50 worth of it and she goes to target and gets all the way to the cash register and pulls out these fake dollars and almost gets arrested! She comes back in pissed off but able to take a joke. We had another guy quit cuz he spent a hour making portion cups of ice for guests at the bar.
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Describe your perfect date 6 comments
storytimeninja
· 10 years ago
We share a birthday Mr. Stark. Apparently there will be mass celebrations and fair weather for the anniversary of our birth
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When teachers make you mark your classmates work 3 comments
storytimeninja
· 10 years ago
In high school when the teacher did this. Me and a friend would swap pens and correct each other's answers. Never failed
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Words of Wisdom from Donnie 25 comments
storytimeninja
· 10 years ago
1.have a baby
2. Don't be a good dad / run away
3. Get put on child support
4. Don't pay child support
5. Go to jail
At least in Maryland anyway
p.s. It's her body, if she doesn't want a human to be in it, stretch it out for 9 months, and exit out of her vagina, possibly ripping her puhole then that's her decision. Also don't rape
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2. Don't be a good dad / run away
3. Get put on child support
4. Don't pay child support
5. Go to jail
At least in Maryland anyway
p.s. It's her body, if she doesn't want a human to be in it, stretch it out for 9 months, and exit out of her vagina, possibly ripping her puhole then that's her decision. Also don't rape
What's new on Facebook? 9 comments
storytimeninja
· 10 years ago
Did anyone else get the urge to piss on some bleach or was that just me??
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College ninjas 6 comments
The luckiest typo 9 comments
storytimeninja
· 10 years ago
You said "unfortunate"... I do not think you know the meaning of this word.
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This is how you know how resilient you are 6 comments
Tickle monster 4 comments
A different side of Steve Jobs 23 comments
storytimeninja
· 10 years ago
It was also found that he never put the toilet seat down after using the bathroom
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I.HATE.THIS. 2 comments
storytimeninja
· 10 years ago
If by hilarious you mean having to wipe it off with toilet paper and then peeling wet toilet paper of my unit then yes this is :D
Never forget 3 comments
storytimeninja
· 10 years ago
Or just don't loan your stuff if you can't trust people to return it
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