That's my older brother

I played with my sister's barbie dolls cause my action figures needed girlfriends

No you are not, you are a kangaroo and I love you for who you are

But who cares though? You know what I mean so whatever it's summer time anyway

I would have told this teacher to fuck off and gladly walked to the principle's office to explain why I'm not participating in this fuck shit here

Ring around the Rosie references The Plauge. A pocket full of posies (flowers) was used to ward off the smell of the Black Death. Ashes ashes we all fall down (dead). This picture is actually perfect for the song.

That would be like getting a pizza with pizza as a topping. Can someone confirm whether is a thing or not because I would devour a pizza topped pizza

That would be so fucking awesome. And then you could send a message or something suggesting we marathon watch together

The college dropout if we're being honest.

This movie wasn't scary but my Gid was it creepy as fuck. Especially seeing how there have been people pretending to be children and going to high schools

Sorry but I find it hard to believe that this young lady opens bottles of water and doesn't recognize that the seal is broken. And if so you have bigger problems with this woman than you may realize my friend

When I was 10 I cried at red lobster because they ran out of chocolate cake

Is it because he didn't hit on you, or did your friend genuinely dislike him

*not

We'd all look like cancer patients playing after a game of football

I don't cut my hair at all

That's like smothering your parents because some new younger hip parents are available

Pinky is the genius
Brain is insane

Yeah. Like I'm totally for this whole post cuz any day I take a nap is great. Studies show the perfect nap is something like 26 minutes

Monica

Right up there with making fart noises with your armpits