Storytimeninja

storytimeninja


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Hipster Ninja 2 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
That's my older brother
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logic 15 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
I played with my sister's barbie dolls cause my action figures needed girlfriends
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I swear 4 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
No you are not, you are a kangaroo and I love you for who you are
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oh USA, you so funny 24 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
But who cares though? You know what I mean so whatever it's summer time anyway
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Sick punishment 10 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
My bad
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Sick punishment 10 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
I would have told this teacher to fuck off and gladly walked to the principle's office to explain why I'm not participating in this fuck shit here
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Pretty much 16 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
Ring around the Rosie references The Plauge. A pocket full of posies (flowers) was used to ward off the smell of the Black Death. Ashes ashes we all fall down (dead). This picture is actually perfect for the song.
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Just imagine... 7 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
After second thought I will begin putting bagel bites on my pizza
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Just imagine... 7 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
That would be like getting a pizza with pizza as a topping. Can someone confirm whether is a thing or not because I would devour a pizza topped pizza
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Sounds like a good Idea 27 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
That would be so fucking awesome. And then you could send a message or something suggesting we marathon watch together
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Pepperidge Farm doesn't 2 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
The college dropout if we're being honest.
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She knows what's up 9 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
This movie wasn't scary but my Gid was it creepy as fuck. Especially seeing how there have been people pretending to be children and going to high schools
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A couple dollars saved is always worth it 13 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
Sorry but I find it hard to believe that this young lady opens bottles of water and doesn't recognize that the seal is broken. And if so you have bigger problems with this woman than you may realize my friend
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Kids have different problems these days 17 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
When I was 10 I cried at red lobster because they ran out of chocolate cake
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I thought I'd share a story. 7 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
Is it because he didn't hit on you, or did your friend genuinely dislike him
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Cat wit thumbs 11 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
Post a pic of your polydactyl
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Turn Your Phone 90° 7 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
*not
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what if 9 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
We'd all look like cancer patients playing after a game of football
A real man indeed 8 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
I don't cut my hair at all
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Killing the Queen Bee 17 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
That's like smothering your parents because some new younger hip parents are available
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Good guy Brain 5 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
Pinky is the genius
Brain is insane
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Facts about naps 2 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
Yeah. Like I'm totally for this whole post cuz any day I take a nap is great. Studies show the perfect nap is something like 26 minutes
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This works too 6 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
Monica
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This was the coolest thing ever when I was a kid. 9 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
Right up there with making fart noises with your armpits
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Mixed feelings about this 20 comments
storytimeninja · 10 years ago
My thoughts exactly