a u t o m a t e d l a s e r m o n k e y s

Yup, you really should

*smears cum on face*

*ejaculates*

No *gets boner* whoops, get down you bastard

Stop poking!

*sprints after you growling with knives in both hands*

No, it's mine!

I agree, the world is too fucked up, no, humans are too fucked up

Free ponies for everyone

Yes, a lot of fun *puts on the one true ring* behold the power of Sauron!

*takes out a medieval longsword forged with titanium and obsidian* bring it, bitch

Yup

Sure,sure, whatever you say

Because it feels nice? And you're submissive ;)

Well... Then... Eh... Grab them?