strikegoat

strikegoat


Never. Knows. Best.

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Acting my age is difficult when confronted with this kind of thing. 10 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Damn internet. It's not even my fandom and my first thought was that it was a dalek.
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Person vs. Doctor 20 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
I thought the doctor had an erection at first.
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What can we deduce from this? 47 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
So am I and I agree with bluedogs.
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What can we deduce from this? 47 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
All I deduced from this is that I should really get a tattoo.
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Things that cannot be unseen 6 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
That mouse/lion... its like the most epic picture of a mouse ever.
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Best kitten bed ever 4 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
We can learn much from this kitten.
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Don't you love Christmas 12 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Its always good to see satan get in the spirit.
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The desk-bumpers have a reservation for their trip to Hotel Hell 18 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
This is actually a pretty easy fix tara, what you do is the next time it happens, you snap that persons neck. Then just put a sign on them saying that they bumped into your desk.
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Dog for sale 8 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
FOR-EV-ER! FOR-EV-ER!
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Majestic as f*ck. 9 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
Dat nose.
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Sometimes, I can't help but annoy my friends 6 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
My friends annoy me like that too... they really need to use more fingers.
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Double standards? 18 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
I guess no one get my reference. Oh wells.
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Double standards? 18 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
I learned that you should never hit a woman... unless they have a weapon like a bottle or something.
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YES 8 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
Such a woman... I'd follow her to hell and back, I would!
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Matching eyes 15 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
I like cats but that one would freak me out every day.
Harry Potter jokes 16 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
Findus gspotus.
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You know you're full of awesome when… 6 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
True story.
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lol 10 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
Be ashamed? I wouldn't. That would be part of my introduction of myself. "Hi I'm Raymond. I can suck my own dick."
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Universe size 10 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
You, sir, have won.
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You have a debt to pay 21 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
That person would die a hero.
Universe size 10 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
I am so doing this.
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Universe size 10 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
Bill nye was always the coolest cat.
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I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of My Badassness, Bro... 10 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
You kinda have a point, but she can still fight. And I hope you realize that without those rules she could probably do things she wouldn't otherwise be able to.
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A warning for all parents 12 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
Ms. Mopar is right. The same happened to me last year. The difference being that I knew it was bear. And I set a trap for its ass.
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catdoge 8 comments
strikegoat · 11 years ago
My life is whole now.
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