strikegoat

strikegoat


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Commenting during Class 6 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
I remember my geometry teacher had this sheet he passed around class and if you didn't have your homework you would sign it. So one day I decided to sign it mike hawk. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.) And he spent the better part of twenty minutes asking us who was mike hawk . I don't think he ever understood why we were laughing so much.
(By the way this guy looked like the spitting image of Flanders from the simpsons.)
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Original senior picture 39 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
There's the face in the sun, the magikarp, and the lion king in the back.
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Original senior picture 39 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
I see three, are there more?
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Justice or revenge? Who cares! 17 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
The government shouldn't give two shits about it either way. Government should be for the betterment of society. Religion should be for the betterment of one's self.
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Justice or revenge? Who cares! 17 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Alright, I kinda think all of marriage should be illegal. Now hear me out on this one. As far as I know marriage is an institute of church and I'm a firm believer in seperation of church and state. So maybe illegal isn't the word I'm looking for but the government shouldn't put as much stock in it. As far as tax purposes and child adoption if you wanna do that as a couple or as a group it should be filed as a civil union. I mean I know some people who live platonicaly and why shouldn't they be able to get more money on their taxes for it or you know get a kid if it floats their boat. And I'm not saying religion is bad, I'm not exactly atheist, but it shouldn't be used to oppress anyone, which unfortunately happens. If you want to commit yourself to someone and have a ceremony you should contact your local religion provider. And if they say no, as fucked up as it is, it is their right. And even if it hurts to do so maybe you should find people who are liked minded with you.
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Evil Google street view 10 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Justice, I demand justice!
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When I see my cousin again after a long time and she is super hot 7 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Truthfully, we're a little creeped out by it as well.
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Did not expect that... 18 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
I like how her face is saying you racist.
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Nuthin better than a bmo 23 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
I liked the pillow dream one.
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Expect the unexpected 7 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
That's gonna cost her some points.
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It's already here 10 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Where the fuck is the buy now?
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Google, no 19 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
I don't think that they'll own coke.
Miss Universe costume category... wait for it... 38 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
What about miss canada? Oh canada...
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Google, no 19 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
That sounds like the beginning of an awesome prank.
Miss Universe costume category... wait for it... 38 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Why are yous complaining?
Odd. That looks like regular making out... 5 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Only his heart.
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The oldest photo in existance 7 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Hipsters.
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Rubies 17 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
They're from Brazil.
When I end up on "that" part of the internet 26 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Yes... you can't stop watching.
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Rejected by a dating wbesite 13 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Well they have a high success rate because they turn people away.
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Today's weather 40 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
I live in so cal too but in the desert. So it actually gets cold here at night.
Willy warmer 16 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
And if it's too big good for you.
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Deal with it 6 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
You. I like you.
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Princess Rainicorn 11 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
Sorry bowser but there is no horn.
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Double standards...double standards everywhere. 31 comments
strikegoat · 10 years ago
That's true and all, but this comic is hella racist.
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