Having your balls squished isn't that fun either. You also get a vomiting sensation.

The government spends money on stupider things.

I think it's more of a love/hate relationship.

New wave tried to kill the metal...

Why no to the death star. We need to protect ourselves from intergalactic threats that could arise. Also it would create plenty of jobs and they could provide housing for the families and if we're really lucky a war will start a war between earth and the death star and bring about gundams.

Yes because you can't kill the metal.

Oddly enough it is entirely possible. They make... devices for women to use when they go camping.

I don't know. I can deal with it happily because I don't bleed from my junk...

The real test of your mettle is if you can aim with morning wood.

I recall you selling youself for less than six dollars.

Or a sperm bender.

Well the BDA guy would be out for blood. The SDA guy would be out for something else.

Im afraid of how the sda guy would fight.

Somethings you should take the word of someone who has experienced it already... this is not one of them. Punch yourself in the junk, as hard as you can.

I know, the nerve.

It's kinda hard telling a chick that you still wanna have sex but not a relationship.

No she's stupid. That guy is just an ass who doesn't want to commit.

Someone who is not in in love.

Dont forget about conditioning.

My point is that I still have a gun.