Made me think of Monty Python.
https://youtu.be/WwbnvkMRPKM

No slow geologic processes there.

Most of these comments are just ending with "fault"

"So what can I say, except, your welcome!"

Animals can be very smart and resourceful

When you mess up in WiiSports

I remember seeing them in comic books like Tintin and the imaginary sound is so strange

So am I, and one step at a time I try to make the world seem a little bit better to those around me.

Donald Trump is not my fault

The salt flows, but not through you!

WOO! Now that's what I'm talking about.

MLP: Equestria Girls

Despite the obvious inaccuracies, I had a LOL at this

If you dislike something that is perfect, how can you like anything?

I was calm reading all of it, but then the last one cracked me up.

(Jokingly) That must be why they can float! They are walking on the floor of their home that has since been demolished.

AWWWWWW

LUCIOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAALLL