Elijah Shadbolt

sublimegamer


Creationist Christian Evangelist

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Sad youtube comments 5 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
His profile picture tho
Baby don't herb me 7 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
How unthymely
I would make the same mistake too 11 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
Never stopped me. I love Axis and Allies!
Talk like a pirate day 4 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
I thought it was a phonetic joke, so I started reading it in Pirate speak (yarr) before realising the actual punch line. Sigh
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Emma and Rupert 4 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
The Incredibles
Spacebar 13 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
For the pizza sauce on my homemade pizza I use regular tomato sauce often. It's pretty sweet!
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Question of life 11 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
It would get rid of this issue about less covering
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Question of life 11 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
IMO both should be censored.
Good boss richard branson 9 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
I was confused at first, too.
He flies down, to weather (survive) the hurricane Irma, by staying in the cellar with his employees.
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I see what you did there 2 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
This movie rates as my highest favourite movie, and these jokes just make it better
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Get ze flammenwerfer 17 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
Well that doesn't sound too easy to communicate your intentions with
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** Shrill baby dinosaur screaming ** 4 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
Brain't my problem now
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Money buys happiness 6 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
Happiness is not joy.
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Thanks North Korea 6 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
I read the title in the voice of Ralph from Wreck it Ralph
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The original cast of star wars 11 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
Ok for a second there I thought that tree was his leg...
What is the most used language in programming? 3 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
I do not recall ever having sworn at my code, even though I have had annoyances at times.
Life beyond earth 14 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
That's like taking a clump of dirt and saying unicorns don't exsist.
What an expensive TV stand 3 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
That sad expression says it all
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Fish tank computer monitor 2 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
At least it hasn't frozen.
This explains a lot of things 2 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
wHICH is wHY you sHouLDn't geT Drunk!
The tap is a lie 3 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
The way he freaks out
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This is not a painting, but a satellite view of a desert 4 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
What is dryer than a desert?
How you see yourself is most important 13 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
That's all well and good, but it ain't gonna change the fact that you can't do ballet no more.
That's why girls live longer 6 comments
sublimegamer · 7 years ago
At the moment-um