Dark chocolate tho

I like the font, I read it in Gru's heavy accent!

I am defending my faith. You can believe what you want to believe, but I won't stand idly by when more accurate information can be explained.

You stop lying to yourself. See? That argument is invalid.

Where does it say it is not a literal day? (In the context of Earth, not God)

Yeah, it would take a long time to complete, but it looks doable.

That verse is saying that the Lord is outside of time and that He is immortal. He created time, which is why He has no beginning or end. But the 40 days and 40 nights are in the context of Earth and all its time constraints.

You'd get over $10^107 on the 365th day.

What do you mean? The original Hebrew word for day, "yom", when used with a time of day (morning, evening) or a number (first day, second day) means a literal day (one earth rotation).

(To simpletons, we are being sarcastic)

Camper

That was just the rain. The water did not all come from the rain.

He's... Standing-on-a-fire-hydrant-man.