Elijah Shadbolt

sublimegamer


Creationist Christian Evangelist

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Science wins 91 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Aperture Science
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The Forbidden Fruit 4 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
and that's why it became possible for us to die! GENIOUS
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I'm not even mad 4 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
So you don't check the legitimacy of a web link found in a random bathroom stall? Always be cautious.
"Intelligent Design" my ass 5 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Fallen world.
WH trolling press 10 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Nice
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Bro 5 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
*Your expectation was half met* There was cancer
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Fake vs real 3 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
So good
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Mummified dinosaur 8 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
The Flood of Noah explains this better.
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What's the difference between the USA and USB? 1 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
There used to be a United States of Belgium
Clever yacht name 8 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Making puns is more his brother's style
I'd fail even in that 3 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
@title yeah, because she will pick you up and breathe life into you once more and *insert weaboo imagination here*
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Sonic you idiot 2 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Will it take long to prepare?
owo 6 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
It makes a sort of dipping noise in my head. "OOoowwwoO" but fast and short.
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Innocent high-pitched different Gaur 2 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
I read different Gaur as Gryffindor
The most heartwarming moment 2 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Half-compliments from people who rarely share lovey-feely feelings are often more impactful.
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Caught me off guard 1 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
*Gets wing shot off*
"Don't worry, this isn't tumbling out of control, I'm just doing a trick!"
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Fopoon 17 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
*line* dancing?
Socially awkward Penguin strikes again! 3 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Thanos: Paper beats rock!
Fopoon 17 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Joke gone Too far
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Chair 9 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
The only thing that doesn't CHange is CHange itself.
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Chair 9 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Don'chu mean chrying?
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Fopoon 17 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
Harpoon (harp-spoon)
What the f**k is vegemite? 23 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
How dare you compare the two! New Zealand had a crisis called the "marmageddon" when we ran out of marmite.
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Art of the trap 31 comments
sublimegamer · 6 years ago
I'm so glad I read the article title beforehand
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