HOLY JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST! IT IS CROWLEY! I saw this a long time ago and never realized. Shame on me.

Yet it's so perfect. I can't stop laughing. Random humor is the best. It makes me think of the randomness that is Wayne's World.

I'm saying I'd like to.

I am really sorry, but I'm a bit confused. I hope you can help me understand this. What is this "sleep" you speak of?

What if you masturbate to people who are crying while masturbating?

wat

Unless I'm thinking of the wrong episode (which I'm pretty sure I am not), it's actually the pilot.
It's on netflix.

Then you should change your ways.

LOL. I was trying to get a rise out of the HP fandom. Just messing around. Bored at work. :)

Orphaned child whose living relatives hate him, but spoil their son more than we thought possible. Check. Educated and loved by a great wizard. Check. Dark wizard tries to kill him. Check. Is protected by greater wizard. Check. Character developing owl. Check. Would never seek revenge because has a heart of gold. Check. Does what his relatives never thought possible. Check. Defends the undeserving. Check.
What's this movie called again? Oh yea, "Sword In The Stone".

Sir as well.