Maybe it's bc my ex/the only girl I ever loved had the body of an Asian but was Indian. Plus I love the eyes so much!

I was not aware. I'm the only one of the ppl that ik who would give my firstborn for an Asian just once.

Yea yea. The irony getting that it truly does suck to be me

I'll have to change that username.

I love you so much!

I wasn't depressed by this. Just know what it is like to have to put on a fake smile so you don't seem suicidal and then to feel more suicidal because you're putting on a fake smile all the damn time. Thankfully, this is no longer the case. I'm glad you posted this. People need to see this for two reasons.
1) They need to know they're not alone
and
2) Others need to know people are suffering like this.

I'd say I'm getting sick of this joke, but you'd say "it sucks to be you". This username kinda backfired on me. I know I know....it sucks to be me.

I would but I don't believe there is a hell. So lets spend our time being butt buddies instead.
Kidding!
Just kidding.
Just joking.
Wanna fuck? =P

It isn't so much that it's funny. More that it is quick witted and dumb. Shock value is big these days too.

I'm not even a huge Potter fan but your two comments made me laugh so hard lol. Thank you.

Finally! A new joke! Thank you!
But you're wrong.
He's the luckiest man alive now!