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Photographer vs. deadly leopard seal 10 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
I would have instantly released my bowels when she opened her mouth. But wow what a great story!
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The eternal struggle 5 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
First world problems.
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Never a bad time for vodka. 8 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
I agree and disagree. It's still good but def not the same.
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Never a bad time for vodka. 8 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
You know they just did a new season on Netflix, right?
This is what you get when you show Pixar films to an anime artist... 16 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
I'm not really even into anime and can see how freakin cool this is! Do it! Do it!!!!
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B**bie grape 8 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
What do you think they invented plastic surgery for?
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Not as famous as Starry Night, but a piece by Van Gogh that I love very much. 22 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Yea, me too. That's what drew me to it.
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B**bie grape 8 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Don't be sad ladies! Sometimes it's better than big boobs! My ex was 25 and in an A cup. Sexy as fuck! She was proportionate and I loved it. Changed me forever. I still like B and C cups, sure, because I'm a guy and we're stimulated by visual things, but I'd prefer her tiny boobs to big ones ANY day.
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Currently happening to everyone at my work 1 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
"I got bet'a"
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Kate to Leo when she won the oscar 14 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Give the damn man an award! One won't fucking hurt! He deserves hundreds!
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Better commercials 10 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
This one: (you're welcome)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-h4ulFK2Ek
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Movie logic 8 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Thank you!^
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Every time I flirt with....anybody. 11 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Unless you met that one already....and she ripped your fucking heart out. Then you don't stand a chance.
Every time I flirt with....anybody. 11 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
True, but, and sorry if I made this confusing, in this, I'm the one being rejected. As always lol. fml.
Having a geek dad 3 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
So perfect! Thank you, poster! Love the Doctor Who reference!
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Every time I flirt with....anybody. 11 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
A guy, but in this analogy I'm the woman being shoved away. Why?
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Never a bad time for vodka. 8 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
YES!
When people post their drama on facebook like its a damn diary. 4 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
I certainly do. Never had more than 30 friends on fb. Once I have the "I don't give a shit" reaction, they're gone.
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When I try to do something 8 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
" When I try to do something" LMFAO
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Every time I check facebook or twitter 9 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
:-)
Every time I check facebook or twitter 9 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
I know it's funsubstance not feelsubstance, but if you ever just need to talk, let me know. I've been through hell and am still standing. If nothing else, I'm a great listener.
Every time I check facebook or twitter 9 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
:'( I'm sorry, love. Sound like me. *gives you a huge hug, let's you cry on my shoulder* :-\
Every time I check facebook or twitter 9 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
I know, what the hell. If anything, they finish the lyrics. Heartless bastards.
Are you ok, Tara?
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Oh my gawd 24 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Yea this is a Marley quote. Wtf, poster. I love me some Marley but Shakespeare sounds nothing like this.
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